Topics

Topics covered in the 20 minutes I was in the car with the kids yesterday:
What are belly buttons and what is their function?
Explanation of umbilical cords
How exactly do babies get into tummies?
Girls have EGGS in them?
Do chickens sit on the eggs to make the mommy have a baby (quarter in the therapy jar)
Since girls have eggs in them (said with horror, shock and giggles) are we gonna have BABIES now!? (there goes another quarter)
Why can't Kai have a baby in his tummy? That isn't fair (crying from Kai, running out of quarters)
What exactly happens to kids when they grow up (immense relief from me... was expecting how does a daddy have to help make the baby?)
Can we live with our mommy and daddy forever?
And finally...
Why is it not okay to play with our penis in public?
Shwew. Today we're having a sing along instead.